Y'know, I'll be the first to admit that my views on many things tend toward the unorthodox... Perhaps even the contradictory. I can be a loudmouth asshole, but I have some very particular rules as to how I am a loudmouth asshole. But god damn do I pride myself on being at least internally consistent.

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Let's talk about the internet for a moment, shall we?

When you're on the internet, you've got time. That's the beauty of it. You can sit, you can consider, you can think about what you're going to do before you do it. It's magnificent.

So why the fuck do so many people like to pretend that they can speak too quickly on the internet!?

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Ladies and Gentlemen! Behold! Today I shall pretend that this is a regular Blog and not something on a horsie website!

Disclaimer: I am about to piss in some people's Cheerios™. I'm gonna bring up a topic that will make some people angry, others uncomfortable, and might even lose me some hypersensitive followers. If you hate me because of this blog post, allow me to preface with: You won't be missed.

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